Monday, July 03, 2006

Chandelier Hoff

AP via New York Times:

LONDON (AP)-- Former ''Baywatch'' star David Hasselhoff had surgery after severing a tendon in his right arm in an accident in a London gym bathroom, his spokeswoman said Friday.

The 53-year-old actor, who played lifeguard Mitch Buchannon on the TV beach drama for 11 years, was shaving at a gym in the Sanderson Hotel on Thursday when he hit his head on a chandelier, showering his arm with broken glass, his publicist, Judy Katz, said.

Doctors operated to repair the injury and Hasselhoff spent one night at St. Thomas' Hospital in central London, Katz said.

'He's fine,' Katz said by phone from New York. 'He's out of the hospital and will resume filming tomorrow.'

Hasselhoff is working on an ad campaign for Pipex, a British internet company, she said.
Hail Hoff, king of kings. If Hoff jumps very high in the air whilst shaving in a London gym, hitting the chandelier, then it was for a reason. Hoffworld is located on a plane far higher than our own, and events that occur there are outside our comprehension. All we know is that they happen for the greater good of humanity and creation.

Thanks to Jenny for spotting this.

11 comments:

Anastasia said...

That so doesn't count.

Charlie Williams said...

Are you saying that the Hoff doesn't count? Are you really suggesting that?

Debra said...

It just goes to show that he is nothing without his robot car. (that's a quote, but I'm not sure where from)

Anastasia said...

I'm saying that copying and pasting an article from a link you did not find does not make 'a cracker of a post'. It makes a mildly amusing, lazy post.

You have one day left.

Charlie Williams said...

That is harsh. That is bloody harsh. OK, so I quoted some text. But I also gave a paragraph of commentary, laying out my own inimitable thoughts on the matter. But if you want to play it that way, so be it. Expect a cracker of a post. And when I say cracker, I mean explosions.

Anastasia said...

It always astounds me how sensitive writers can be...

I am at the edge of my seat awaiting your post...that is due in 27 hours.

Anastasia said...

12 hours and 14 minutes.

Russel said...

Have you ever considered he actually wants that myspace account?

Mmmmm...

Although any post about the Hoff is of vital importance to the world.

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