Monday, April 18, 2011

GUEST BLOGGER: Royston Blake - "Blakey on tour Part One"


Like I says, I ain't been in jail. Mangel jail is a place for proper scum, not community pillars like me who sometimes fall a bit foul when they cut a corner in the name of doing the right thing. No, what I thought I'd do, following the success of my campaign wossname and in celebration of my forthcoming memoir, is go on a nice holiday. And by that I don't mean camping in Hurk Wood - I mean a proper, fucking expensive holiday.

In a caravan.

I had it all sorted as well, had me eye on a decent caravan and everything. Nice white one it were, only one previous owner so far as I knew and he were still owning it at the time. What's more, he were always out all day during the week and I knew how to pick the type of padlock he had on the gate, meaning I didn't even have to pay for it. All I needed were summat to pull it with, and we all know the best type of caravan pulling motor, don't we? That's right - your 1983 Ford Granada MkIII hearse. And it just so happened I knowed where they had one.

(Update: this post spun off into a novel, most of which I wrote here on my blog. But I took it down when I had to start going back and making little changes. Hope you get to read it when it comes out. But it probably won't be called "Blakey on Tour")

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steve rolfe said...

Fabulous start, only seems like yesterday when I was witness to his trip round Mangle, several life changing trips in actual fact!! Blakey running round in a Granada, a little different to the capri!! More, I want more!!

Charlie Williams said...

Sorry Steve - missed this. Many thanks for that. Don't forget that Blakey had a few spins in a Granada in King of the Road ;)

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