From Popbitch:
David Hasselhoff walks into a bar and says to
the barman, "I want you to call me David Hoff".
The barman replies "Sure thing Dave... no hassle."
Thursday, April 14, 2005
Sorry Ray, I'm scooping you on this one...
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