Thursday, April 14, 2005

Sorry Ray, I'm scooping you on this one...

From Popbitch:

David Hasselhoff walks into a bar and says to
the barman, "I want you to call me David Hoff".

The barman replies "Sure thing Dave... no hassle."

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