Keyword Kraziness

In the absence of anything better to offer you, here are some recent keyword searches that been leading punters to thisismangel.com:

1. web desine
2. smoking a fag
3. hillman imp
4. sandra mangel
5. fat birds fucking
6. fucking donkeys
7. fucking motors
8. pigg fuck
9. hoy fucking
10. would you like some chat up
11. respect elders and betters
12. naked bird
13. steven dowie
14. see through dress
15. what does tarting it up mean?
16. fuck the informer

I'm a bit worried about that number 7. Couldn't you harm yourself doing that? And how does the motor signal her consent? Could be a need for legislation there... Also note numbers 5 and 12, which suggest growing interest from the ornothological fraternity.