"But what chance did they stand against this army of attacking pheasants?" – From CARNIVORE
"Why shouldn't a child's corpse turn into a pike? No reason at all...Maybe he was a fish and hadn't realised it up until now." – From THE UNDEAD
"This doomed girl had not only risen from her deathbed but she had turned into a nymphomaniac." – From THE RESURRECTED
...and my favourite:
"He did something that caused the elephant to go berserk and the potato vendor to burn to death." – From THE DARK ONE
Any book where members of the potato industry burn to death is fine by me. Get your Guy N. Smith books here. I recommend MOLES AND THEIR CONTROL.
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