Thursday, April 12, 2007

The Wisdom of Guy N. Smith

"But what chance did they stand against this army of attacking pheasants?" – From CARNIVORE

"Why shouldn't a child's corpse turn into a pike? No reason at all...Maybe he was a fish and hadn't realised it up until now." – From THE UNDEAD

"This doomed girl had not only risen from her deathbed but she had turned into a nymphomaniac." – From THE RESURRECTED

...and my favourite:

"He did something that caused the elephant to go berserk and the potato vendor to burn to death." – From THE DARK ONE

Any book where members of the potato industry burn to death is fine by me. Get your Guy N. Smith books here. I recommend MOLES AND THEIR CONTROL.

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