Cakes

I love them. Big ones, small ones, dark ones, light ones - as long as it's a cake, I love it. You just cannot beat them. Even the word "CAKE" makes me lick my lips.

I don't really like icing though. You know, the fancy white stuff on a wedding cake. I just peel it off and chuck it away (taking care not to discard that lovely marzipan). But icing is not cakes, really. The cake is the bit in the middle. And I love it. Come to think of it, what is the deal with wedding cakes? They cost god knows how much, and taste like shit (by general cake standards. I still eat them though). Why not just get someone to do a huge Victoria sandwich? Much, much better. And you don't get all that icing all over the floor.

So, let's hear it for cakes.