Thursday, February 24, 2005

Keywords

I'm not getting enough random hits from google. So I need to do something about it. (Sensitive readers turn away now)...

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Mega-traffic here we come.

22 comments:

Jim Winter said...

You can't go wrong with Bruen and tits.

Ray said...

Where's the fuckin' pictures, then? I go through all that hassle to type lesbian xxx tits in Google (as well as Booble) and I get NOWT.

Jenny D said...

Charlie, you are adorable!

SSS3 said...

How is it "trouble" when all you have to do is type the letter L into the search engine and the entire phrase comes up?

Charlie Williams said...

Ha! JART - that's cute (he says, typing L into the search engine...)

Jenny - thank you for your kind words. (Can I use that as a blurb?)

Ray said...

Dammit, I meant to wipe autocomplete on forms. My wife is too smaaaaart.

Charlie Williams said...

Ah, so JART is your wife (but she's mysteriously changed her name to SSS2...) You know, if she's really smart she'll find your search phrases even after you wipe autocomplete. Something to think about, eh?

Ray said...

Yis, Mrs Banks is indeed SS2 (or Softcore Sewing Season 2). And I'll just stop searching. I have them all saved to favourites anyway... ahhhh, shite.

SSS3 said...

I prefer to remain as ignorant as possible to all of Raymond's "compulsions".

Charlie Williams said...

SSS2 - I'm sure you can't ignore ALL of his compulsions.

Ray - we're talking openly about your "compulsions" on my blog. I hope this is OK with you.

Missus Anastasia Banks said...

Pretty much everything except the fanatical primping and posing in front of shop windows. Or the fact that whenever he says, "Wantsome chicken tonight, baby?" - he doesn't mean for dinner.

Ray said...

She's quite right. I don't mean that. I mean we get to wear our chicken viking hats and run around with marmite on our faces.

C'maaaan, it's an old custom.

Charlie Williams said...

Marmite? I thought it was Bovril, no? Maybe I've been enactng it wrong all these years.

Ray said...

Bovril won't work. It really has to be Marmite if you want to shake hands with Our Dark Lord.

Charlie Williams said...

Our Dark Lord Chicken?

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