Thursday, February 24, 2005

Keywords

I'm not getting enough random hits from google. So I need to do something about it. (Sensitive readers turn away now)...

fuck lesbian xxx tits bruen teens

Mega-traffic here we come.

16 comments:

Ray Banks said...

Where's the fuckin' pictures, then? I go through all that hassle to type lesbian xxx tits in Google (as well as Booble) and I get NOWT.

Jenny Davidson said...

Charlie, you are adorable!

Charlie Williams said...

Ha! JART - that's cute (he says, typing L into the search engine...)

Jenny - thank you for your kind words. (Can I use that as a blurb?)

Ray Banks said...

Dammit, I meant to wipe autocomplete on forms. My wife is too smaaaaart.

Charlie Williams said...

Ah, so JART is your wife (but she's mysteriously changed her name to SSS2...) You know, if she's really smart she'll find your search phrases even after you wipe autocomplete. Something to think about, eh?

Ray Banks said...

Yis, Mrs Banks is indeed SS2 (or Softcore Sewing Season 2). And I'll just stop searching. I have them all saved to favourites anyway... ahhhh, shite.

Charlie Williams said...

SSS2 - I'm sure you can't ignore ALL of his compulsions.

Ray - we're talking openly about your "compulsions" on my blog. I hope this is OK with you.

Anonymous said...

Pretty much everything except the fanatical primping and posing in front of shop windows. Or the fact that whenever he says, "Wantsome chicken tonight, baby?" - he doesn't mean for dinner.

Ray Banks said...

She's quite right. I don't mean that. I mean we get to wear our chicken viking hats and run around with marmite on our faces.

C'maaaan, it's an old custom.

Charlie Williams said...

Marmite? I thought it was Bovril, no? Maybe I've been enactng it wrong all these years.

Ray Banks said...

Bovril won't work. It really has to be Marmite if you want to shake hands with Our Dark Lord.

Charlie Williams said...

Our Dark Lord Chicken?

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