Anyone know about dogs? I've got two. They're younguns really, between puppydom and adulthood. But I tell you - they're barmy.
Barmy.
The one tries to bite your nose off (but in a friendly, loving way) whenever you so much as look at him. The other eats everything. I mean everything. He projectile vomited all over the wall last night, and I got a little snapshot of his diet. I found (besides the food we give him):
- stones
- polystyrene (a lot)
- wood
- leaves
- grass (a lot)
- sweetcorn (where the hell did he find that? How does sweetcorn always find its way into these things?)
- beads
- (beads?)
- yes, beads
- one penny (very shiny)
- one pair khaki Action Man trousers (soiled)
- (no sign of Action Man)
- pencils
OK, so I merged two voms into one to get that list, but you see what my problem is. How do I get this beast to slow up on the chow? (Or at least, be a bit more selective.) Last week he apparently cornered a young rabbit and ate it whole, head first. Now that's good - I can put up with that kind of snacking. (In fact, that's what he's here for.) But... polystyrene?.
(And who the hell has been feeding him sweetcorn?)
Any tips?
1 comment:
My dog ate vast amounts of marbles. Where he got them from is a mystery.
Apparently he also ate elastic, buttons, Barbie body parts (especially feet), erasers and Hot Wheels track.
We now have a cat that prefers pears, crackers and maple syrup to kibble and fish.
All a part of the grand joke God is having on us. He is also responsible for hangovers, the odd hair we grow when we get old and LSD.
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